2026 chickens

brownie

cream legbar

originally named the consumer due to her knack of biting fingers, she was very friendly and the only chicken of her group to let others pick her up. she became the de facto leader of her group very quickly due to this characteristic. currently lives with our neighbors.

demetrius

cream legbar

demetrius is scared of people and tends to be reclusive because of that. she shares a lot with her sister glorp, although she is not as broody. interestingly, she was never able to grow feathers down the front of her neck, leaving a bare spot. currently lives with our neighbors.

glorp

cream legbar

also very reclusive, glorp did not like people. she would spend a lot of her time chilling and occasionally becoming broody and sitting on eggs. she was very similar to demetrius, with the only difference in two being the shades of their coats and demetrius' lack of feathers in some spots. currently lives with our neighbors.

male pattern baldness

cream legbar

named after the bald spot she had on her head as a child. she is very friendly although shy, was interested in people. she currently lives with our neighbors.

pepper

black jersey giant

pepper is a beautiful chicken, with a glossy black coat of feathers, some boasting a rust-colored trim around the edges. pepper acts like the queen of her group, having the other black chickens crows around her. currently lives with our neighbors.

shy gal

black jersey giant

if not already evidenced through implication, shy gal is a very shy hen. she doesn't particularly like people, and would rather run in circles instead of greeting you. sporting an all-black coloration, apart from a rust-colored trim along the edge of her breast feathers, shy gal is as black as the night. currently lives with our neighbors.

toaster

cream legbar

very tiny yet resilient chicken. despite her size, she was very fast. unfortunately, she was burdened by a broken leg and was picked on by the other chickens for it. she was sadly put down in 2026 due to her leg not recovering.

пушистик

black jersey giant

Пушистик (pronounced "pushistik"), is a very fluffy chick. Пушистик was the first chick to hatch, and liked to poke their head out from under skeletron's wings. while pollo was alive, it was almost impossible to differentiate pollo and Пушистик from each other, as they both had bright red faces accompanied by stark black coats. currently lives with our neighbors.